the-absolute-funniest-posts:

how my mother works
me: mom i got all A’s
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don’t do drugs and i’m not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out…

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crazzythang:

virginh4rry:

macmilker:

l0n3ly-:

cor-y:

tim-othy:

senorcameron:

OH MY GOD

WHAT

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

omg DEAD

WHAT IS THIS

i can’gta breatehat omfgn

lmaaaao

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